Satirical News Service
It was revealed today that among the preparations being done for the now failed “Camp David Summit” with Taliban leaders was a document they had prepared to end the war that they promised would be guaranteed to get him noticed as a great world leader. It was to be televised live on 9/11 in a formal signing at Camp David with Trump announcing that “He was ending the Afghanistan War, where Obama and Bush had dismally failed."
Afgan president Ashraf Ghani had not been informed of this and was not to be included in the signing. Only after Bolton had managed to obtain an advanced copy of it and translated it, did he realize that it was a formal surrender declaration by the United States to the Taliban and not by the Taliban, and that They were the bad guys. After Trump was informed of this, a furious Trump canceled the summit and fired Bolton.