Tuesday, March 24, 2026

Evangelicals to Replace TSA screeners at Airports

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  Satirical News Service Washington, DC With frustrated crowds waiting as much as 4 hours in security lines at some major airports, and I...
Saturday, March 21, 2026

Trump Signs Executive Order and Making Kharg Island the 51st State and Renaming it “Trump Island”

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  Satirical News Service Washington, DC In a televised address posted on Truth Social Network, Trump signed an Executive Presidential Ord...
Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Pete Hegseth Distributing Luxury Food items at local Food Bank

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Satirical News Service Washington, DC In an effort to deflect the storm of criticism over Pete Hegseth's spending $2 million on King Cra...
Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Denmark Offers Trump “His own Personal piece of Greenland” Which They Renamed TRUMPLAND

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  Satirical News Service Washington, DC With Tensions rising over Trump's insistence that he must have Greenland , a sovereign terri...
Friday, November 21, 2025

Ken Burn’s New Documentary “Our Flag”

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Satirical News Service Washington, DC PBS, soon to be renamed KBS (Ken Burns Station) has announced plans to create a six-part documentar...
Wednesday, October 29, 2025

LET'S GIVE OPPOSITE ATTRACTIONS A TRY

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  In an effort to bring some semblance of de-polarization and cooperation to the US right now, I propose merging the two parties onto a sing...
Wednesday, October 15, 2025

Hamas Leaders Offer To Broker A Ceasefire With The House And Senate Leaders to End Shutdown

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Satirical News Service Washington, DC The two remaining leaders of Hamas, Khaled Mashal and Khalil al-Hayya, have offered to broker a ceasef...