Adjective Laden Bills Lead the Way for New Bills in Congress

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Following the House of Representatives’ passage of the “Jobs-Killing-Health-Care-Bill-Repeal” act, the newly elected representatives are planning to introduce other such adjective laden bills to this coming year in Congress.

First and Foremost is the

Barak-Obama-who-really was-born-in-Kenya-and-wants-to-redistribute-the-wealth-by raising-your-taxes Appropriations Bill.

Followed by the

Get-Big-Government-off-our-backs clean energy Bill

Drill-Baby-Drill Oil Exploration in the Arctic Bill

We’re-gonna-touch-your-junk-and-anthing-else-we-want Homeland Security appropriations Bill

“out-of-my-cold-dead-hands" limitation on the sale of extended ammunitions clips and sales of guns to minors Bill

And the

We-shoulda-just-Nuked-em Defense spending Appropriations Bill.