Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
The US Coast Guard today reported a huge flood of refugees in small boats off the coast of Florida, all bearing a Norwegian flag. These dark-skinned-blonde-haired Norwegians all said they wanted to Immigrate to America. "Ya sure, you betcha!" exclaimed one immigrant "Vee all Luv Amerika, ve ain't from no shit-hole country, Vee all from Norway!"
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