Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Donald Trump today named his 12-year-old son Baron to be the new Supreme Court justice to replace Anthony Kennedy who announced his plan to retire. "I want someone who will on the court for the next 50 years", he stated at the Press conference. Reporters questioned this decision stated he could only read at a 7th grade level, and had no knowledge of Constitutional Law. Responding to this Trump said "He doesn't need to read - he just needs to do exactly what I tell him to!"
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