Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Citing his outstanding contributions to “creative
book-keeping” over his lifetime, President Trump today awarded a second Medal
of Freedom to Bernie Madoff, the convicted felon who scammed hundreds of people
out of their savings with his Ponzi schemes. The award also comes with a presidential pardon.
Millions of Republicans cheered this move as finally recognizing someone who knows how to handle finances responsibly.
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