Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Determined to show
his toughness on preventing voter fraud, Trump today signed a Presidential
Executive order mandating that every voter must pass a standard dementia test
before being allowed to vote. In his statement, he said, “We simply cannot allow
people with dementia to vote in this election. I had no problem passing it –
in fact, I scored the highest score ever recorded on it. I’d like to see how
Sleepy Joe does. “
To enforce this governors are required to assign doctors at
each polling place to administer the test. In the event that a person does not
understand English, Google Translate will be used to translate the questions
and answers. Only those individuals who score 85% or above will be permitted to
vote.
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