Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Washington, DC
Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum revealed today in secret negotiations with Trump, that Mexico has also developed WMD's that they were prepared to unleash against smugglers of weapons from the US. Since Texas and Florida are the two largest suppliers of these, the out-cry from their Congressmen was deafening.
The WMD's that Sheinbaum referred to was a large trebuchet capable of hurling a full case of un-ripe Avacados. Anyone on the receiving end of these would be seeing stars or worse for weeks. Upon learning this Trump decided to back down for a month till he could come up with a new stupid plan.
