Dribble - The Amazing Language Spin App.
Ever been in a tricky situation where you really needed
a good lie or plausible explanation to get out of some really bat-shit thing
you did? Well now Dribble will do just that!
Dribble is the amazing APP that lets users say
their version of what they want to say into their smartphones. The user then
will select whose style they want to spin it, and presto, Dribble will
translate it into a new “version of whatever you did or said” that will be
believable by millions of people – no matter how ridiculous or incredulous it
seems.
Here are some testimonies from actual users....
“Before I started using Dribble, I would get into
all kinds of trouble at work because I just couldn’t lie my way out of it. Now
with Dribble I can get away with anything and the foreman will believe it.”
“I can now fool around behind my girlfriend’s back
and when she confronts me with ‘where were you last night?’ I simply have
Dribble translate what I really did into something she’ll believe. It's incredible!”
“I’ve increased my sales of worthless stocks and
bonds 10 fold using Dribble. Now my clients believe whatever I tell them using the
Dribble Spin App on my smartphone”.
"I've managed to get re-elected in a conservative bible toting district despite being a pedophile, philanderer, and outright crook using Dribble"
You can choose from more than 10 different well
known habitual liars and truth-spinners who have proven track records of
getting millions of people to believe whatever bat-shit crazy things they spew.
Available for Android and iPhones now.
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