Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
After scenes of a child being thrown into the air
by a Bison in Yellowstone National Park went viral on the NEWS channels,, Trump
immediately decried it as evidence that our National Parks are being overrun by
dangerous "beasts" that are wantonly killing innocent tourists. He then declared
a National Emergency and signed an
executive order mandating the destruction of all wild buffalo (bison) and other
unspecified “beasts” in all National Parks. He ordered that the US Interior Department
issue un-restricted hunting licenses in National Parks to anyone who
wanted them. In his signing statement, he
stated: “We have to Make America’s National Parks Great Again!”
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