Twitter Set to Issue Its Own Cyber Currency

Satirical News Service
Silicon Valley, CA

In response to Facebook’s plan to issue their own Cyber Currency called the “Libra”, Twitter today announced that it also has plans to issue their own cyber currency called the “FUL”. To honor its greatest patron, Twitter has elected to place on the front of each cyber coin a likeness of Donald Trump. In a statement by Twitter's CEO,

“We feel he represents everything investors will see in these FUL’s, and deserves to be on the front of each one.”

The value of these FULs, like the man on the front of them, is completely unknown. While it is rumored to have great intrinsic value, many believe that they are in fact worthless.

Shrewd investors are expected to make a rush to own these FUL’s once they are released (no date yet announced). It is expected that they will inflate up the value of the FUL’s to what many people have stated is way beyond what they are or ever will be worth and then sell them short leaving many people holding onto worthless FUL’s.

So as they say, "FUL’s invest in things wise men fear to touch."