Satirical News Service
Mar a Lago, FL
In a never-ending attempt to fleece his supporters and raise money to pay New York State for his Fraud judgments, Donald Trump announced that it was creating its very own Cryptocurrency called “Fuls”. Naturally each of these “virtual tokens” bears the likeness of Donald himself. Trump put the initial value of each of these “Fuls” to be 1.5 million dollars, but savvy investors say it is actually worthless. Trump says that it could be used in the future to buy specific things – like pardons, judicial appointments, political appointments, court-ordered payments for fraud and defamation, and even whole elections. They are hoping that wealthy Russian oligarchs who are starting to get very nervous about their financial investments would switch to something that they feel would offer them more stability. while i was initially rumored that Sam Bankman-Fried would head the Organization’s new enterprise due to his expertise in such matters, it turns out that it will stay in the Trump family with Eric Trump heading up the organization.
As the saying goes - "A FUL and his money are soon parted".
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