Satirical News Service
Washington, DC
Figuring that no one would notice the difference between
Iran and Iraq, Trump made a peace deal with Iraq. In his post on Truth Social,
he posted.
“We have made an historic and lasting peace deal. Iraq has
agreed to keep the Strait of Hormuz open, end all hostilities, and give up
its nukes and enriched Uranium, and also build a Trump Hotel in its
capital. Nobel Peace Committee, are you listening? Thank you for your consideration.
DJT”
Unfortunately, Iraq does not even sit on the Hormuz Strait,
nor does it have any nukes or enriched uranium. Iraq and Iraq are longtime foes
as well. But this way, Trump can brag and say we got all we asked for (even if
it is with the wrong country). Now we can pack up and go home.
