Satirical
News Service
Washington, DC
After Declaring Canada as the 51st
state by Executive Order, he honored Canada by showing off his skill at making
Canada’s national favorite dish.
“Did
you know that France didn’t invent French fries? Canada did. They put a gravy
and cheese curds on it and call it Poontang. Not many people know this. So in
honor of Canada’s 51st statehood, McDonalds will now be renaming their
French Fries 'Canada fries' and also offering ‘Poontang’ the way Canadians
like it.”
