Biden Signs Executive Order Making the White House a Federal Correctional Institution

 

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

 In one of his last acts as President, Je Biden signed an executive order making the White House a Correctional Facility  in the US Bureau of Prisons. This act de facto makes Donald Trump’s election as President a sentence of four years in a federal prison. He may, however, be eligible for an early release for bad behavior. Although conjugal visits are permitted, it is very doubtful that Trump will get any from Melania.