Satirical News Service
Copenhagen, Denmark
In response to Trump’s constant threats to annex Greenland
to the United States, the Danish PM unveiled their own secret weapon that they
could unleash upon American troops if they “set one foot on Greenland”. She
then unveiled warehouses filled with small Lego pieces. And Lego soldiers These
would be loaded into planes and unleashed literally at the feet of American
invaders.
“Unlike your typical plastic ones, these Legos are made of
grade carbon fiber and have porcupine-like spikes that can pierce through even
kevlar. If you’ve ever accidently stepped on one you know the feeling. We also
have thousands of Lego airplanes that can be assembled in minutes by school-aged
children that can rain these weapons down on you. So beware Mr. Trump, we will
not hesitate to use this weapon. Go back to invading Canada or Mexico and leave
Greenland alone.”
No comments:
Post a Comment