New Solutions to Fix the BP Oil Spill

Satrical News Service

New Orelans, LA

After the latest attempt to stop the BP oil spill failed after using a 4 story “hat” to cap off the deep well head, engineers are looking into new “hat” designs that might work. Here are a few candidates for re-designed "hat's".

This is the model that has been suggested by Tea Party Groups

This is the design that has been suggested by Consumer Groups and Environmentalists


This design is favored by Wall Street

This is the design that was recommended by the Engineering community

This design is favored by the Texas Oil Rig Workers


This design is the one most favored by the general public