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Thursday, March 21, 2019

Trump Readies Millions of Paper Towel Rolls to Go to Midwest Flood Victims


Satirical News Service
Washington DC

The Trump administration today announced that it was readying a shipment of more than a million rolls of paper towels to be thrown out to the recent victims of the floods that are ravaging the Midwest right now. In a recent Tweet, Trump proclaimed “This is the best solution we can offer these poor victims of the flooding right now. Unfortunately the levee projects that might have mitigated or prevented those  and future floods will have to wait since the funds that were allocated to the Army Corp of Engineers has to be redirected to build my urgently needed Border Wall.”

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