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Thursday, March 14, 2019

Trump insists There Was No Collusion Between Lion Air and Ethiopian Jets


Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 In a hastily convened press conference President Trump Announced that despite the FAA’s decision to ground  the US fleet of 737-Max airplanes, he insisted  emphatically that “there was no collusion between the two jets- none at all.” He went on to state “while there may be some similarities, like both jets suddenly nose-diving into the ground after take-off, I can assure you that there was no collusion between those two jets or any other jets. This whole thing is just a witch hunt to take the focus away from my urgently needed wall, which by the way would have prevented those unfortunate people from flying on those jets in the first place.”

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