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| Millions of Americans have done it! |
Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Donald Trump today
revealed that he had recently been contacted by a Nigerian Official by email
whom he did not report it to the FBI. In his statement, Trump revealed, “Last
year I did receive an email from a man who claimed to be from the
Nigerian Oil Ministry. He wasn’t offering any dirt on anyone. All he wanted to
do is find a safe place to park his money so that that it didn’t get taken away
by Liberals who were on a witch hunt out to prove that he'd gotten it through bribes. I
saw nothing wrong with responding to his emails – millions of Americans have
done it! I happily responded to his offer to help
him and park the money in many of my private offshore bank accounts. He did offer to pay me a small courtesy fee for
the privilege, and I saw nothing wrong with that – I’m only helping out some foreign
national who is in need of help. Why should I go reporting him to the FBI?”
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