Satirical News Service
Washington DC
The Chinese Space Agency today announced that it has scored a major milestone in its
fledging Space program by delivering the
first ever take-out order of Chinese food to the Perseverance Spacecraft that
had earlier landed there. The specifics of the order were not announced but our sources report it consisted of a family sized order of Kung Pao chicken. Egg
Rolls, and Fried Rice. The cost of this order plus delivery came to just under
7 billion US dollars (minus the tip). It is uncertain exactly who placed the
order or how it got placed, but Russian Hackers are suspected.
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