Satirical News Service
Washington, D. C..
In a display of magnanimity multi-Billionaire Jeff Bezos announced plans to convert his Blue Dragon space Capsule into a shelter for the homeless after he completes his up-coming space flight later this year. In his statement he said “I just want to show the world that I’m not the prick people think I am. Besides, the asshole who buys the third seat is basically paying for the thing already. What else can I do with a used space Capsule.”.
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