Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Trump
University has just announced that it will be offering degrees in health-related fields. First to be included are Infectious Diseases, Pharmacology, Eugenics,
and Epidemiology.
In their announcement, the 45th President emphasized, “….that fake science
establishment has long dominated medicine and prevented perfectly good “alt-medicine”
education from being taught. With the awesome power of Trump's broad reach and
genius in every scientific field, we here at Trump University can bridge
that gap and offer a degree in “alt-medicine”,
that is not dictated by liberals or Critical Race Theory”. With your Trump-based education, we guarantee
you’ll go far having Trump’s already enormous popular base to draw your clients
from who will believe anything you tell them as long as Trump says it’s true. Tuition
starts at $10,500.
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