Satirical News Service
Mar-a-Lago, Florida
Taking his
cue from Russia’s Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump today declared what he claimed
to be the disputed electoral states of Michigan and Arizona in the last election as “breakaway republics”. He named them Melanigrad and Ivankatonia. He further declared himself as the President for Life of
Melanigrad, and his son Eric President for Life of Ivankagrad.
“Since it was apparent that those ungrateful
putz’s I put on the Supreme court wouldn’t overturn the election results for me
and now keep trying to get my important documents for their Democratic-led witch hunt, I left it to those wonderful
people who stood by me on January 6th, and who now have declared
their former states of Michigan and Arizona to be 'independent breakaway republics'.
Undoubtedly fake-president Biden will try to threaten us with sending in
Federal troops to invade our sovereign nations, so I have asked President Putin
to send in 'Peace-Keeping troops' to protect our sacred borders."
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