Satirical News Service
Washington DC
The January
Sixth Commission has just now revealed a tape recording that Donald Trump made
to Múte B. Egede, Current Prime Minister of Greenland, in December 2020. In the call, he demanded to know where the 7 million votes for him from Greenland. Here is a transcript of that call.
Trump: Good Evening Mr. Egede, this is President
Donald Trump calling. I want to know what you did with the 7 million votes for
me in the presidential election this past month?
Múte: Mr. Trump, I have no idea what you are
referring to. Greenlanders cannot vote in US elections
Trump: As you perfectly well know I bought your
icebound little shit-hole country in August of 2019 and signed an Executive
Presidential Order making it the 51st state. Just ask Rudy Giuliani.
The Democrats here are trying everything they can to steal the election from me.
I need you to find me those 7 million votes so I can claim I won.
Múte: (silence) then (click)
Trump: Mute? Hellooooooo?
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