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Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Long Lines of Republican Asylum Seekers at US Mexico border

 

Satirical News Service
El Paso, TX

Long lines of Republicans stretched for miles along the US-Mexico border in El Paso, Texas as they await the imminent release of the January 6th Commission recommendations for indictments this week.

“We know what’s coming”, said one asylum seeker.  "Anyone remotely involved with Trump is likely to be named in this report. Our only hope is to seek asylum in Mexico before they release it." The long lines of these Republicans mirror those of Latin Americans seeking to come into the US when the border reopens for asylum seekers. 

One former staffer who wishes to remain un-named remarked “This would have been a lot easier without that damned wall”.

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