Previously unknown Balloon Liberation Front Responsible for Recent Incursions

 

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

 A previously unknown group called the Balloon Liberation Organization With a United Purpose, or BLOWUP for short, has claimed responsibility for the recent incursions of balloons into US and Canadian airspaces. In their statement, they said, “For too long we have watched our brothers and sisters chained down and wantonly deflated." 

"We have witnessed our children being popped simply for amusement at birthday parties. It’s time now that we fight back. We plan to launch armies of untethered balloons over your cities to terrorize your citizens until we liberate all of our brothers and sisters. Our motto, Latex Lives Matter!”