New Electric Cars Debut in 2028 Called the "Bunny" and the "Schildkröte" (Hare)

 

Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Ralston Purina, the parent company of Eveready Batteries has announced plans to enter into the electric car manufacturing business. It is expected to debut its first model in 2028 which they have named “The Energizer Bunny”. Coincidently  a German company Varta - BMZ Group will also begin manufacturing electric cars with its first model called the "Schildkröte" (Tortoise).  To foster increased sales, the two companies have agreed to stage a cross-country race between the two cars. It will be interesting to see who wins this race between the tortoise and the hare.