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Thursday, November 30, 2023

DeSantis Makes Bold Proposal to Facilitate Hamas Hostage Deal

 

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

In an effort to shore up his sagging polls and demonstrate his skill at handling tough international issues, DeSantis plans to offer a deal to Hamas where he would exchange 10 Homeless Americans and 10 Undocumented US border crossers for each Israeli hostage. He claims he already has the mechanism in place to do this as evidenced by his recent actions by arranging to send undocumented workers from Texas to Martha’s Vineyard last year. Now he is doubling down by offering to send not only undocumented workers from other states, by also Homeless people from California (just to stick it to Gavin Newsom). DeSantis promised that the people he sends over to Gaza will be very compliant and diligent workers – and if not Hamas can always deport them somewhere else.

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