Satirical
News Service
Washington, DC
Secret memos obtained
by SNS have revealed Trump's secret strategy for the upcoming debate with Joe
Biden. Regardless of the outcome or lack of outcome of his current NY trial,
Trump will be appearing for the debate wearing an orange jumpsuit and shackles
on his arms. Since the Republicans basically have no platform other than
exporting and locking up a bunch of immigrants, and railing about Hannibal
Lecters are crossing our border. The
only other thing that he can do is focus on how persecuted he is by Biden and
those evil Democrats. So expect him to play the Nagorski card big time by
waving his shackles and ranting how even Jesus Christ wasn’t as persecuted as he
is now. It should make for great theater but don’t expect any actual issues to
be discussed. The Republicans only have one – Donald Trump.
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