Lord of the Vance
I named him as my VP to the RNC
I
know he’d be obedient to no one but me
He
took center stage and appeared on TV
And
no one could believe he was crazier than me
Vance,
Vance wherever you may be
Calling
out Cat ladies and Haitian Refugees
He
criticizes the media and the Press at every chance
Since
I am the Lord over JD Vance
He
is a more extreme running mate everyone will vouch
I
just keep him away from dogs and the living room couch
And
when it comes to weirdness there is no one he can’t beat
Especially
with his comments on what Haitians eat
Vance,
Vance you really have them rolling
Just
watch my numbers rise as the polls keep on polling
He’s
my useful fool, and I’ll use him every
chance
For
I am the Lord over JD Vance
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