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Washington, DC
In the wake of Trump’s recent remark stating “If
I lose it’ll be because of Jewish voters”, Religious leaders from across the
spectrum expressed outrage.
“Why should Jewish voters get all the credit?" stated one Presbyterian pastor, “Many
of our faith hate him equally and want
some credit for his defeat”. Another minister from the Unitarian Church expressed equal sentiments “These days the Jews
seem to always be in the spotlight for everything. We Unitarians have been
working very diligently to dump the Trump”. Even Hindus and Atheists are outraged and said if Trump loses they want a share of the credit as well.
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