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Sunday, September 22, 2024

Other Religons Want Equal Credit For Trump's Loss

 

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

 In the wake of Trump’s recent remark stating “If I lose it’ll be because of Jewish voters”, Religious leaders from across the spectrum expressed outrage.

“Why should Jewish voters get all the credit?" stated one Presbyterian pastor, “Many of our faith  hate him equally and want some credit for his defeat”. Another minister from the Unitarian Church  expressed equal sentiments “These days the Jews seem to always be in the spotlight for everything. We Unitarians have been working very diligently to dump the Trump”. Even Hindus and Atheists are outraged and said if Trump loses they want a share of the credit as well. 

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