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Wednesday, October 16, 2024

Trump Announces Plan to Nationalize Boeing And Replace Strikers With 13 Year-Olds


 Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

In a statement issued to FOX News today, Trump announced what he would do to end the strike at Boeing Aircraft and answer many concerns about their lack of safety. In his statement he said, 

“On day one I would nationalize Boeing and fire all the striking workers - they’re lazy and incompetent. I’d replace them all with 13-year-old boys. Have you ever seen how fast they can assemble one of those plastic model airplanes? It's incredible! If they can put together one of those, they can assemble a real airplane. Besides, they are the only ones who can fit in those tiny seats they plan on putting in all the planes now. Best of all, we'll only pay them $2.50 an hour with no benefits and they'll be thrilled with it. All the managers would go too. I’d put my best friend Elon 'jumping-jack-flash' Musk in  charge of the whole company. He'll Make Flying Great Again!"

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