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News Service
New York, New York
Secret service agents assigned to guard former President
Trump received a frantic 911 call stating that onlookers had seen Donald Trump
leaving Trump Towers brandishing a Glock pistol and muttering “I’ll show them I
keep my promises!”
Agents were able to shortly corral a protesting Trump into a vehicle and away from the scene. Requesting anonymity, one of the agents said he was headed for Fifth Avenue to shoot someone to prove what he had stated early in the 2016 campaign, that "he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and not lose any support". Recently reports have shown him slipping in the polls and many people voiced concerns about his declining mental state. He indicated he was going to show his base followers that “I mean what I say, and I am the sanest man alive.” I
immediately the Trump Campaign tried to spin this episode with VP candidate Vance going on FOX News to
state “He was only doing this to show his strong support for the Second
Amendment – He certainly had no intention of actually shoot anyone. Let’s focus
on the real issues like Kamala Harris’s claim that she once worked at McDonalds”.
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