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Saturday, November 23, 2024

Air Force General Jack Ripper to become the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

 

Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

 Today, the Trump transition team named Air Force General Jack D. Ripper to become the next head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. He is most known for his strong views on Fluoridation and willingness to take extraordinary measures to prevent, in his words, “the sapping and impurification of our natural bodily fluids”.

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