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Wednesday, January 21, 2026

Denmark Offers Trump “His own Personal piece of Greenland” Which They Renamed TRUMPLAND

 


Satirical News Service
Washington, DC

With Tensions rising over Trump's insistence that he must have Greenland, a sovereign territory of Denmark, the Danish Government, along with Greenland, has offered Trump his own personal part of Greenland to satisfy him. It consists of a free-floating 10x10-foot iceberg that will belong exclusively to him, and the US if they want it. According to the Danish Prime Minister, “It is the perfect place for Trump to spend the rest of his life.”

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