Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
Joining the
more than 23 other announced candidates who have announced bids to run for
President in 2020 as a Democrat, Donald Trump today, also announced inexplicably
his candidacy to run on the Democratic ticket. In his statement to the Press, he stated, “Democrats really love me, they do. It’s only because Nancy Pelosi
and Rick Schumer spread so many lies about me in their fake witch hunts that
Democrats feel they have to vote Democratic. Once I enter their primaries, I’ll
run-the-table on them and easily win their own nomination for President. That
way I’ll actually be the ONLY choice for President. Either way, I win."
Election officials are not sure this is even legal and are looking into it. Meanwhile, Trump has plans to campaign as both Democrat
and Republican in the upcoming primaries.
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