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Monday, May 27, 2019

Trump Cancels Visit to Arlington Due to Threat of Rain

Satirical News Service
Washington, D.C.

Trump today canceled plans to visit the graves of fallen soldiers at Arlington National Cemetary due to an imminent threat of rain in the forecast - just as he did in Europe for the VE Day Celebrations a year ago. Tweeting early this morning,

"It looks like it is going to rain today, so I am canceling my visit to Arlington. Besides, I like soldiers who are living and a lot less likely to die than dead ones. So instead I plan to visit our heroic Servicemen and Women who are shoring up our Southern Border and building my great big beautiful Wall."

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