Satirical News Service
Washington, D.C.
Trump today canceled plans to visit the graves of fallen soldiers at Arlington National Cemetary due to an imminent threat of rain in the forecast - just as he did in Europe for the VE Day Celebrations a year ago. Tweeting early this morning,
"It looks like it is going to rain today, so I am canceling my visit to Arlington. Besides, I like soldiers who are living and a lot less likely to die than dead ones. So instead I plan to visit our heroic Servicemen and Women who are shoring up our Southern Border and building my great big beautiful Wall."
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