Satirical News Service
Moscow, Russian Republic
Moscow, Russian Republic
A Ural Airlines with 233 people on board landed safely in a
cornfield despite having lost power to both engines due to bird strikes.
Although all 233 passengers survived, they now appear to be hopelessly lost in the
cornfield they landed in. The pilot had radioed in that the plane had landed
safely and was evacuating all 233 passengers and crew. When rescuers arrived, they found an empty
plane, but no sign of the passengers or crew. Search efforts have been underway
for some time now, but there appears to be no sign of any of the people in the
cornfield or surrounding area. The only sign of life were the crows that were
feasting on the corn. The farmer who took care of the government-owned
cornfield said, “strange things happen in there.” He declined to elaborate. Search efforts will continue to scour the
field for any signs of the missing passengers.
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