Trump Uses His Influence with God to Keep Hurricane Out of Florida

Satirical News Service
Washington DC  

Sources close to the White House today have confirmed that Hurricane Florida will not be allowed entry into the state of Florida specifically at Trump’s request to GOD. It is highly unusual for world leaders to make such requests to the Almighty, but Donald Trump feels equal to GOD, since according to him, he is "King of the Jews", despite not being one. Other religious leaders and world leaders have expressed dismay and outrage at such a request.  Trump is reported to have said, “Let the Hurricane come to states that went to Democrats since they are certainly deserving of HIS wrath!”