Satirical News Service
Washington DC
In an
exclusive interview obtained by SNS with Donald Trump, he explained the reasons
he was so adamant about purchasing Greenland.
“When evangelical Christians began calling me ‘the
new King-of-the-Jews’, I thought, well, I need a Kingdom. Since Israel already
had their King – Netanyahu, I need to find a new one. Then one of my aides told me that there we
a lot of Icebergs in Greenland. Naturally, I assumed that they were all Jewish there – you
know - Iceberg, Rosenberg, Hertzberg….what’s the difference. I wanted to be the King of the
Northern Jews. Now that their terrible leader in Denmark has nixed that deal, I’ve set my
sights on buying The Vatican from Italy. That way I could become King of the
Catholics too. Do you happen to know if the The Vatican has an extradition treaty
with the US?”
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