Hitler Blamed Kristallnacht Massacre On Over Zealous Football Fanatics and Too Much Meat.

Hitler  blames Kristallnacht violence on football and too much meat

Satirical News Service
Munich, Germany

Historians have recently unearthed a rare interview given by Adolf Hitler in November 1938, the day after the infamous Kristallnacht massacre in which hundreds of Jews were injured or killed and countless stores were ransacked and burned. Asked if he felt that he had given the group known as “Brownshirts” tacit encouragement to do these acts, he categorically denied it and said: “While these acts are of course deplorable, it is only because of violent radio shows,  Jewish propaganda, over-zealous football rivalry that gets these fine young virile boy’s hormone’s up, and too much meat in their diet (Hitler was known to be a vegan). We should not go around pointing fingers at people in the Nazi party and all the Brownshirts just because a few boys got a little out of control. We need to have better control over what they hear on the radio and read in newspapers."