Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
It was
revealed today that among the preparations being done for the now failed “Camp
David Summit” with Taliban leaders was a document they had prepared to end the war that they promised would be
guaranteed to get him noticed as a great world leader. It was to be televised live on 9/11 in a formal signing at Camp David with Trump announcing that “He was
ending the Afghanistan War, where Obama and Bush had dismally failed."
Afgan president
Ashraf Ghani had not been informed of this and was not to be included in the
signing. Only after Bolton had managed
to obtain an advanced copy of it and translated it, did he realize that it was
a formal surrender declaration by the United States to the Taliban and not by
the Taliban, and that They were the bad guys. After Trump was informed of this,
a furious Trump canceled the summit and fired Bolton.
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