Satirical News Service
Washington DC
Washington DC
President Trump today, under the mistaken belief that Turkeys
are imported from Turkey, has signed an Executive Order today that bans the
sale of all Turkeys. This comes at a particularly bad time for Turkey farmers
in the USA who depend on these sales to get them through the year. In his
statement Trump said,
“This will send a message to Turkey that we can easily
cripple them economically if they go against our policies. I also plan on
banning Turkey stuffing, and will personally execute, rather than pardon this
year’s Presidential turkey.”
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