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Given the
extreme need to shield the Whistleblower’s identity, Congress has come up with
a unique solution. An Arcade Zoltar will be rolled into the committee’s chamber
which will be linked to the actual whistleblower who will be at an undisclosed
location but connected via TV and audio signals. When a committee member asks “Zoltar”
a question, the animatronic Zoltar will respond with the appropriate mouth, head, and hand
movements, as well as glowing eyes to indicate the emotional tone of the answer.
Donald Trump is considering using the Wizard device used in The Wizard of Oz if HE is
asked to testify before Congress or any of its committees.
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