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Thursday, October 24, 2019

South Korea on Frantic Drive to Create Oil Drilling Fields


Satirical News Service
Washington DC

After witnessing what happened to the Kurds last week and recent troop deployments to Saudi Arabia, South Korea’s president Moon Jae-in has begun a crash program to develop oil fields throughout South Korea. In his statement, he said, “It doesn’t matter if they actually produce oil or not, as long as we have them. It seems having oil fields to protect is the only way to get US troops to honor their commitments to stay and defend a country.”

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