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Tuesday, February 4, 2020

Iowa Caucus To Decide Next Year’s Superbowl Contenders


Satirical News Service
Washington DC

After witnessing how well the Caucus worked in choosing the “winners” of last night’s first Presidential Primary, The NFL has decided to let the same process work for determining the contenders in next year’s Superbowl game. In a statement by the NFL, “Instead of having all these wildcard playoffs and rankings, we are going to let Iowans just sort it out with the same efficiency and accuracy that they did in last night’s primary caucuses. It is anticipated that they will hold their caucus even before the first game is played – that way they can be the first to announce who the winners will be to play in the Superbowl. "
The actual results may possibly be tabulated and made available before the season ends, but it's still uncertain given the glitches they had with the Primary. Advertisers who have paid millions for 30-second ads in the Superbowl are lining up to do the same for the Iowa Superbowl caucuses.

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