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Thursday, January 30, 2020

Trump Signs Executive Order Blocking any Results of the 2020 Election From Being Revealed to Media.


Satirical News Service
Washington DC

Citing reasons of National Security, Donald Trump today signed into law an Executive Order that will bar Media and News outlets from posting any results or predictions from the forthcoming Presidential election in 2020.

“This could be a grave threat of the utmost kind to our National security if they are released by the fake media. It would give our enemies great power over us. Therefore I am prohibiting any media outlet or Newspaper from revealing this, and only I will tell the American people who won, which will be Yuge for me.”

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