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Friday, May 15, 2020

Trump signs Executive Order Giving Him Immunity from Everything


Satirical News Service
Washington DC

In an effort to fend off criticism for not wearing masks anywhere and also under pressure to produce tax returns and testimonies, Trump today signed an Executive Presidential Order that gives him blanket immunity from everything.  In signing the order he tweeted,
“By signing this Executive Order, I don’t have to answer to Congress, the courts, or anyone else, and I am totally immune to the COVID19  virus so I don’t even need to be tested anymore. So the Fake news can get on with more important reporting  like OBAMAGATE.”

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