Satirical News Service
Orlando, FL
Governor DeSantis today escalated his ongoing feud with Disney by staging a pre-opening raid by his “private Florida guard”. They rounded up all the Disney characters as they prepared to greet visitors and shuttled them to waiting planes headed for Anaheim, California. In a statement, DeSantis stated, “Until we can document that these characters are legal US citizens, we want them to return to their place of origin which is Disneyland in Anaheim, California”.”
This is one more of a series of escalating measures to punish
Disney for speaking out about his controversial “Don’t say Gay” bill. Horrified
visitors waiting to get into the park were shocked to see armed agents in full
tactical gear frog marching Mickey and Minney Mouse out of the park and into
waiting buses.
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